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Zunono tests the Urusaizer, De Arimasu

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Interior: Zunono's laboratory

Kojiji walks into Zunono's lab

K: Hey Zunono, what are you working on?
Z: A simple gun that shuts loudmouths such as that tyrannical blowhard Zarlolo up. I give you my latest invention: the muting gun Urusaizer!! (shows Kojiji what looks like an old NES Zapper)
K(referring to the comic book shop in which the rebel base is built): I'll bet building that gun was easy, 'cause lemme tell you, getting this place insured is hard.

Enter Pariri, A Keronian whose singing is so bad, it's registered as a top secret military weapon by order of Zarlolo.
P: (starts singing the Gocompare song, leaving Kojiji reeling on the floor, covering his ears)

Zunono shoots the Urusaizer, thus fusing Pariri's lips

P: (tries to speak, but can't)
Z: Now, how to get rid of this pest? Oh yeah. (presses a button that sends Pariri out of the base & out of the picture.)
This is based on something I don't get with :iconprankmanhifly:. I mean, what has that guy ever done to make my pal unhappy with him?
Introducing the Urusaizer, a gun that fuses people's lips together so you can have peace & quiet & Pariri, a keronian based on Gio Compario, who :iconprankmanhifly: hates for some odd reason or other.
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